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Category FUNNY STUFF
Posted 02/20/2003 10:31 AM
By zareen
Subject High Tech
Message

Three men, one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in
a  sauna.


 Suddenly there was a beeping sound.  The German pressed his
forearm and the beep stopped. The others


   looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager, "he
said, "I have a micro  chip under the skin of my arm."


   A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his
palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile
phone.  I  have a micro chip in my hand."


   The hillbilly felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he
decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna
and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper  hanging
from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The
hillbilly finally said... "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a
fax."



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