|Fitness Diary||2||04/26 08:49 |
| Dear Diary...
For my fortieth birthday this year, my husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my high school softball team, I decided it would be a goo |
|High Tech||1||02/20 10:31 |
|Three men, one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his
forearm and the beep stopped. The others
looked at him questioningly. "Th |
|Montana Temperatures||1||12/18 12:45 |
Montana Temperature Conversion Chart
Here's a Montana Temperature Conversion Chart that relates temperatures in
Fahrenheit to various human behaviors:
60 above: Virginians turn on the heat. People in Montana plant gardens.
50 above: Califo |
|Answering Machine at a Mental Hospital||1||11/19 00:12 |
|Answering Machine at a Mental Hospital
*"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline..."
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, pres |
|Dogs VS. Cats||3||05/4 16:10 |
A DOG'S DIARY
Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE |
|GOD Says||1||03/18 21:08 |
|Please don't drink and drive, you're not quite ready to meet me yet.|
|Childrens comments to God||2||08/26 17:59 |
|Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Ginny
Dear God, thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce
|Los Angeles Drivers License Application||4||02/14 13:09 |
|For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California Driver's Exam, and for those of you who do, study real hard. This is a new exam. Since driving conditions (and culture) are unique in Los Angeles, |